Warning Signs

DEMOCRACY IS POTENTIALLY HAZARDOUS. DO NOT LOAD OR TRANSPORT DEMOCRACY IF DAMAGED.

EMOTIONS ARE A HIGHLY FLAMMABLE MATERIAL. TAKE CARE WHEN HANDLING EMOTIONS.

BIOHAZARD WARNING: IGNORANCE ENCLOSED.

IF THERE IS ANY POSSIBILITY YOU ARE WELL-READ. PLEASE TELL US BEFORE X-RAYS ARE TAKEN.

ACADEMIC BUBBLE AHEAD. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.

ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL, WOMEN SHOULD NOT CONSUME SOCIAL PATRIARCHY.

CAUTION! PROPAGANDA. DO NOT TOUCH.

TAMPERING WITH FREE WILL IS A FEDERAL OFFENSE.

WARNING! FRAGILE EGO.

EDUCATION HAZARD! AUTHORIZED PERSONEL ONLY.

SECURITY ALERT! INNOCENCE IS MONITORED BY VIDEO CAMERA 24/7.

APPROACH MISINFORMATION SLOWLY. GATE WILL OPEN

ALL CREATIVE THINKERS WILL BE PROSECUTED.

WARNING! SOCIAL MEDIA IS NOT A SAFE ALTERNATIVE TO CIGARETTES.

EMPATHY IN PROGRESS. DO NOT CROSS.

RECYCLED IDEAS IN USE. DO NOT DRINK!

DOUBLE STANDARDS CAN CAUSE INJURY OR DEATH. WHEN ALARM OPERATES, DO NOT ENTER UNTIL VENTILATED.

HEARING AND EYE PROTECTION MUST BE WORN WHEN HANDLING APATHY.

NARCISISM WARNING! BREATHING NARCISISM MAY CAUSE SERIOUS DAMAGE TO YOUR HEALTH INCLUDING CANCER.

CAUTION! TRUE LOVE IS HIGHLY RADIOACTIVE.


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