About The Writer

The Writer is a New York Jets fan and proud member of the only surviving species of the genus, Homo. Most nights, he can be found sifting through periodicals, running the streets of Cuyahoga County, or writing in the third person. He is known in the music world as the originator of “Escher Song Theory.” He is known in the restaurant world as “the dude with nut-allergies.” He and his wife live in Cleveland, Ohio with their three-year-old fiddle-leaf ficus, aptly named Fifi.