About The Writer

The Writer is a graduate student, New York Jets fan, and proud member of the only surviving species of the genus Homo. Most nights, he can be found sifting through periodicals, running the streets of Cuyahoga County, or writing in the third person. He is known in the music world as the originator of “Escher Song Theory.” He is known in the restaurant world as “the dude with peanut allergies.” He is known in the gym world as “the guy in leg warmers.” He and his wife live in Cleveland, Ohio with their three-year-old fiddle-leaf ficus, aptly named Fifi.